Paul
Trump Card - Nick Fury
Strength - Breaking every software copyright law known to man, Organising strategic water fights
Weakness - watching too much WWF
Super Power - 'The Flash' Dropping his trousers at every oppourtunity, no matter how inappropriate
Aliases / Titles Held - Billy Joe, Fertiliser Boy, Knuckles, Gimp
Hobbies - Upgrading his PC, Scuba Diving, Heckling comedians
Likes - Anything to do with Toy Story and The Shawshank Redemption
Dislikes - Townie scum and Macintosh computers
Potentially Hazardous Traits - Prone to bouts of Explosive Diarrhoea and has a 'Hugh Heffner' dressing gown that makes people want to vomit