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Trump Card - Nick Fury

Strength - Breaking every software copyright law known to man, Organising strategic water fights

Weakness - watching too much WWF

Super Power - 'The Flash'  Dropping his trousers at every oppourtunity, no matter how inappropriate

Aliases / Titles Held - Billy Joe, Fertiliser Boy, Knuckles, Gimp

Hobbies - Upgrading his PC, Scuba Diving, Heckling comedians

Likes - Anything to do with Toy Story and The Shawshank Redemption

Dislikes - Townie scum and Macintosh computers

Potentially Hazardous Traits - Prone to bouts of Explosive Diarrhoea and has a 'Hugh Heffner' dressing gown that makes people want to vomit