Will

Trump Card - Silver Surfer

Strength - Potato growing capabilities 

Weakness - Women, giving up smoking

Super Power - 'The Gut'  This gym technique enlarges his stomach thus allowing for increased beer intake

Aliases / Titles Held - Farmer Hazelden, Cheech

Hobbies - Lock keeping, photography, going to the gym 

Likes - Flat caps and pipes, Beer 

Dislikes - Untidy kitchens and festering bins

Potentially Hazardous Traits - Growing bio-hazardous fertiliser