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Real Name :  Unknown (The label of his underpants has gone missing)

Born : 5/2/1930

Attributes :  -Born to the job

                   -3 foot beer gut

                    -Will do anything to catch his man (except participating in any physical exertion whatsoever)

Origin : Newport, South Wales

History : Sarge was abused as a child. He made it his ambition to uphold law and order one Tuesday night whilst locked in                 the cellar. He rose up through the ranks from constable to sergeant, and founded the Newport Lockdown Squad

Likes : Arresting 'cool' cats

Dislikes : - The scum he brings in off the streets

               - Dark cellars

Bane of his Life : His wife Brenda