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 If you have answered yes to this immortal question, then you are in for a treat.

 The Gordon's Alive Website is a place specially constructed out of a hotch-potch of badly conceived ideas put together with little or no basic understanding of web jargon. The Gordon's Alive clan is an established secret society dating back to the year of our lord 2000 when a band of young, naive teenagers arrived in the Urban sewer that is Newport.

They quickly learned the ways of the jungle and tried to avoid any contact with the native townies with numerable screenings of Flash Gordon and vast quantities of 'special cakes.'

What follows is the product of our boredom mixed dangerously with impending insanity.