Sarge
Real Name : Unknown (The label of his underpants has gone missing)
Born : 5/2/1930
Attributes : -Born to the job
-3 foot beer gut
-Will do anything to catch his man (except participating in any physical exertion whatsoever)
Origin : Newport, South Wales
History : Sarge was abused as a child. He made it his ambition to uphold law and order one Tuesday night whilst locked in the cellar. He rose up through the ranks from constable to sergeant, and founded the Newport Lockdown Squad
Likes : Arresting 'cool' cats
Dislikes : - The scum he brings in off the streets
- Dark cellars
Bane of his Life : His wife Brenda